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What can you expect from your Accountability Drone?
Never Stops Monitoring
Not Burdened by Empathy
Built-in Public Shaming
Detects Even Trace Levels of Rage
Many More Customizable Modules!
What are customers saying about the product?
Waldo the Mediocre
I got an Accountability Drone to help me focus more on my magic. Unfortunately, no matter what I do, I cannot make the drone disappear. I guess the drone was right. My father, Gregor the Magnificent, would be disappointed.
Relationships are built on trust, and the Accountability Drone makes sure I can trust my husband. I love the alerts it sends me when an attractive woman comes within 15 feet of my man. Best. Wedding. Gift. Ever.
I’ve tried other ways to lose weight and get fit – Low Carb diets, Shakes, Energy Drinks. Even going to the gym was a bust until the Accountability Drone. Now with its incessant nagging and spot-on GPS to locate me when I goof off, I’ve had the best results ever! (30 lbs so far!)
It follows me everywhere. No, seriously, EVERYWHERE! I don’t have a minute to myself. If fact, if I could get my hands on it…
I’m a man who likes his Twinkies. I shamefully cram at least six into my mouth before bedtime then kiss my wife goodnight with bloated cheeks. But now, thanks to the Accountability Drone, no more Twinkies before bed. And I wish my wife goodnight with a clear mouth and an empty heart.
I really miss my Twinkies.