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What can you expect from your Accountability Drone?
Never Stops Monitoring
Not Burdened by Empathy
Built-in Public Shaming
Detects Even Trace Levels of Rage
Many More Customizable Modules!
What are customers saying about the product?
Waldo the Mediocre
I got an Accountability Drone to help me focus more on my magic. Unfortunately, no matter what I do, I cannot make the drone disappear. I guess the drone was right. My father, Gregor the Magnificent, would be disappointed.
I’m a man who likes his Twinkies. I shamefully cram at least six into my mouth before bedtime then kiss my wife goodnight with bloated cheeks. But now, thanks to the Accountability Drone, no more Twinkies before bed. And I wish my wife goodnight with a clear mouth and an empty heart.
I really miss my Twinkies.
So, the other day, my wife, she says to me, “Eh, Tony. I’m going to make you an offer, and you can’t refuse. All right?” What am I going to say, ah? Well, here comes this whirrly bird following me around all da time. As if it wasn’t hard enough attending to my daily enforcement tasks, now this thing is even bustin’ my chops for evading taxes. Fuhgeddaboutit.
Relationships are built on trust, and the Accountability Drone makes sure I can trust my husband. I love the alerts it sends me when an attractive woman comes within 15 feet of my man. Best. Wedding. Gift. Ever.