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What can you expect from your Accountability Drone?
Never Stops Monitoring
Not Burdened by Empathy
Built-in Public Shaming
Detects Even Trace Levels of Rage
Many More Customizable Modules!
What are customers saying about the product?
I’m a man who likes his Twinkies. I shamefully cram at least six into my mouth before bedtime then kiss my wife goodnight with bloated cheeks. But now, thanks to the Accountability Drone, no more Twinkies before bed. And I wish my wife goodnight with a clear mouth and an empty heart.
I really miss my Twinkies.
So, the other day, my wife, she says to me, “Eh, Tony. I’m going to make you an offer, and you can’t refuse. All right?” What am I going to say, ah? Well, here comes this whirrly bird following me around all da time. As if it wasn’t hard enough attending to my daily enforcement tasks, now this thing is even bustin’ my chops for evading taxes. Fuhgeddaboutit.
I spend a good six hours a day on my mustache. I brush it, clip it. Mostly I admire it. That and pictures of Tom Selleck. That gosh dang drone drone mistook my admiration for vanity and destroyed my picture of Tom and shattered all my mirrors!
I’m sorry, Tom. You didn’t deserve that. Adios, amigo.
I’ve tried other ways to lose weight and get fit – Low Carb diets, Shakes, Energy Drinks. Even going to the gym was a bust until the Accountability Drone. Now with its incessant nagging and spot-on GPS to locate me when I goof off, I’ve had the best results ever! (30 lbs so far!)
It follows me everywhere. No, seriously, EVERYWHERE! I don’t have a minute to myself. If fact, if I could get my hands on it…